The secrets of Slusho or at lest where its hidding.

In TJ Millers video diary, a bonus disc you where able to buy from Best Buy he points out the word "Slusho" hidden in the graffiti. How exciting. Think theres anything else out there for us to see? Check out CloverfieldClues.com for pictures.

Teddy Hanson Missing Poster and Slusho! Sword

Yeah I know I have had a hell of a time keeping this thing updated but I swear I am alive.

So latest news? A new picture on 1-18-08.com A missing poster for Teddy! You remember Teddy right? He is the boyfriend to Jamie from the JamieandTeddy.com tie ins. While Jamie was only in the movie all of 30 seconds she and Teddy (first time pictured) played a huge part in the pre viral marketing. On the back of the poster is this a symbol that is also on the main page and the contest page of the Slusho! website as of like a week ago. The only difference is the one is reverse from the other and it has the numbers on it. 430 I think. What does it mean?

Slusho and a sword?

On the Slusho! website they had a new strange symbol post. It looks to me like a sword with maybe a quote balloon or the number 9 being stabbed. It's on the main page and the contest page. There are no other changes to the site.

-UPDATE- The sword has since than turned black instead of blue. You can click on the black sword for a larger picture.

Slusho Laptop

On CloverfieldClues.com there is a post about a loyal Cloverfield fan, Austin and his spiffy Slusho! Laptop. The lap top was a prize in a Slusho! commercial contest.

JamieandTeddy.com (password: jllovesth)

There are 11 videos (as of 11-21-08) if you start from 1 it pretty much tells a story of this girls boyfriend Teddy, who is working to stop a company called Tagruato Corp, which is a drilling company and gives off a "Umbrella Corp." feel. Anyways, the videos don't tell a whole lot till about the 3rd or 4th in which Teddy sends Jamie a package which she can't open until December 9th.

After a few videos of her basically going "I hate you! you never call" she opens the package early to find a Slusho! hat, a sample of Seabed's Nectar which reads "DO NOT EAT", and message from Teddy which says:

Jamie, listen to me, alright this is not a joke. If you're hearing this before we've spoken, then it means that I've been captured by the company called Tagruato. Ok, TAG-RU-ATO. Now listen. You, this is important. Don't call the authorities. It'll screw everything up. Just sit tight and wait to hear from Randy. He knows to call you. We're on their station ok, and it's like they've found something, or they're making something, but the point is, I can't, I'm not going to be calling you again. You're not gonna hear from me again. I just want you to wait for Randy.. he will explain

[Jamie stops tape]

She gets all pissy and assumes he is lying and cheating. The common viewer gets that something has gone or is going very wrong.

Slusho, is a sub-company of Tagruato.

In video 6, Jamie calls Tagruato asking for Teddy, they have never heard of him.

In video 8, Jamie opens the packge of Seabeds Nectar, sniff it and makes the comment

"Wow, definitely opens my sinuses, that's for sure"

she than taste it,

"Tastes pretty good...Woah, what is this stuff that you sent me? I feel great, I'm gonna go out..."

In videos 9 and 10 she just goes off about hating him. 9 seems a bit more "hyper" which could be from the Nectar but I am unsure.

In video 11, which was released on 1-18-08 it shows her all dressed up. She says:

"I love you haha, I am finally over you and you know what, I feel like a whole new woman and it’s like it’s gonna be the first night of the rest of my life and and Lily is putting this thing together, and I’m gonna go to it and I don’t know why I just soo like I’m like uh the happiest the happiest I’ve ever been in my whole life and I don’t know I have like MASSIVE amounts of energy I’m gonna have MASSIVE amounts of sex with Schneider and it’s just gonna be great and I just think you should say goodbye to these breast (kisses breasts) cause you’re never gonna see them again and look here (slaps butt) I think you’re pathetic."

This is assuming after her eating more of the Nectar, the character "Lilly" is the same person who throws a surprise party for Rob, which is the same party. She is wearing the same dress in this video as she is in the picture on 1-18-08.com, and in the movie it self. At some point the character "Hud" is walking around the party filming stuff and shows Jamie, in the same dress passed out on the couch.

Jamies fate in the movie is unknown.

She also has a myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jamielascano

TidoWave

There is also a site called T.I.D.O. Wave which on 1-18-08 was shut down. This site is like the "anti Tagruato Corp" site they talk about them distorting mother earth, harming animals and blah blah. There is a post on the site talking about the Seabed's Nectar not being FDA approved, even though the Tagruato site has a blog post saying it is.

The site has many posts and rants that are very anti Tagruato. They even have a Cruel-etin board. I always got the PETA feel from them. Total extrameist. I do however think Tagruato is hiding something. Click around on the site and read all there posts. They help put the larger picture into focus. This entire thing is much bigger than Rob and his going away party.

On 1-23-08 This site went back up.

Around Nov 24, 07 T.I.D.O. Wave hacked Tagruatos site. This actually lead to the discovery of the T.I.D.O. Wave site even surfaced was clues left on the Tagruato site. Since the movies release the hacking and updating for this site has stopped. It is rumored that Teddy works for T.I.D.I.O. wave.

"Yoshida Brings Happy Flavor to Big Apple Ganu Yoshida left with much fanfare today as he boarded his private Tagruato jet that will fly him directly to New York city in the United States. He will be meeting with acclaimed CEO Glen Warner, owner of BevVo, the largest privatized water manufacturer in the world. "Glen has many ideas for distributing Slusho! through pre-established public waterways," said Yoshida, "I wanted to come here myself to discover them."

Yoshida will spend four days in New York before continuing across the United States on a tour of potential Slusho! manufacturing plants."

Slusho!

Tagruato Corp has many sub companies one includes Slusho! The owner of Tagruato Corp named Ganus mother named Noriko was this big fan of making cool drinks and giving them to friends and what not. She went off searching for the best ingredient ever as to make the best drink ever, well she was never seen again. This, according to the Slusho website upset Ganus so much he left the company to someone in the family. He started the drilling company. A few years later his company was drilling and found the Seabeds Nectar (or that is what they call it.) for some reason he tasted it and thought it was the best taste ever, he contacted the family and Slusho! was born.

The history is on the Slusho website in a flash form, I have a print screen of it here in a more readable form.